HAVE YOU EVER FUCKING SEEN the Hamburger Helper? That shit is terrifying. What’s worse than that? The sodium content. Get off the salt lick and...

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Thank you Ben E. for the submission!
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On a related note, click here for a Swedish commercial of skydiving cats. Seriously....
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Six hours later, @joeyfooteart admires his work. Bam. @outerlimitstattoo is thebombdotcom. (at Outer Limits Tattoo & Body Piercing)
Our first beer as a married couple = @dogfishbeer World Wide Stout. Thanks, Sam! (Taken with Instagram at Great American Beer Festival (GABF))
After this much excitement AND @GABF tonight, we can’t wait to retire to @FSDenver. WEDDING DAY! (Taken with Instagram at SkyVenture Colorado)
Amazing turndown at @FSDenver. Loving the personalization here. (Taken with Instagram at Four Seasons Hotel Denver)
A warm welcome to @FSDenver from the hotel as well as Dave & Marta. Love it. (Taken with Instagram at Four Seasons Hotel Denver)
Noticing a trend on the wedding presents. Hoooooly shit. (Taken with Instagram)